Word on the street was that Ulysses Klaue was in Chicago April sixth through the eighth looking to fence a stash of stolen Vibranium. My Command Center for the weekend was at McCormick Place – concurrent to some convention called order generic clomid C2E2 (whatever that is).
As luck would have it I found an ally.
Enter – http://mshanhun.com/one-year-ago-celebrate-monday-from-simple-scrapper/ The Black Panther!
Unfortunately before we could pool our resources, Doctor Otto Octavius (street name Doctor Octopus) attacked! Thankfully Spider-Man happened on the scene and was able to subdue him before any injuries were incurred.
Derailed on my search for Klaue, I ran into a new formidable adversary…
I’ll add that he was NOT at all happy that I called him “Killraven” by mistake.
The look he gave me after the fact was to die for – literally.
But before Killmonger could wipe that smug look off my face, we were set upon by Galactus, devourer of worlds!
Thinking fast, I made it known to the all-powerful Galactus where the nearest McDonalds was (to satiate his endless hunger) and the threat was over.
But Killmonger had escaped!
I barely had time to catch my breath before running into none other than…
And he had obviously bulked up since our last encounter (something about a heart-shaped herb he ingested – a plant native to Wakanda).
But before he could exact his revenge on me, I was saved by the combined forces of none other than Supergirl and Wonder Woman!
My mind reeling from the licensing and copyright issues of a DC/Warner Brothers & Marvel/Disney crossover, I commandeered the nearest vehicle and made my escape.
All in all a successful assignment.